10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---