10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..