10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-