10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "No river, no fish."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?