10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Welcome to kicker school
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.