10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician