10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is for loners.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.