10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.