10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-