10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.