10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• It's Free To Fold...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant