10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters