10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is for loners.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.