10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.