10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel