10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.