10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.