10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003