10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."