10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker