10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack