10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is for fat, American losers.