10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."