10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Fold and live to fold again
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is