10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is