10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers