10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-