10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is for loners.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha