10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers