10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.