10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Fold and live to fold again
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.