10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester