10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts