10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon