10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.