10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.