10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Welcome to kicker school
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament