10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.