10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed