10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak