10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."