10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!