10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Never educate a stupid poker player.