10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim