10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.