10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fold and live to fold again
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."