10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "No river, no fish."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"