10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth