10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.