10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.